simple manners you should have in public, but you don't because you are an asshole.

I have noticed many things in my line of work. One thing that really stands out is the bad manners that people have these days. Here is a list of things that you shouldn't do while waiting in line and when someone tries to take your order:
1) Talk on the phone and ignore the person trying to help you. People do this constantly and they apologize to the person on the phone instead of me. If you do this, it makes you a rude little bitch who should be shot. 2) You don't know how to throw away a simple straw wrapper. Some people do this where i work, it's rude and lazy. Sometimes i wish i could shove that wrapper down their throat and make them choke on it.
 3) Talking to other people and ignoring me when i'm trying to take your order. when this happens, i will walk away. you deserve to wait longer if you are going to be the punk bitch who does this.
4) People who glare at the people who is making your drink. if you are going to glare at them, it makes you a psychotic asshole who needs a pipe shoved up your ass and then heat the pipe up. then make them have a permanent burn on their body. I say bring on the hot pipes. i know several people who deserve this torture. 5) Talking loudly on the phone, so the whole store can hear your conversation. when this occurs, i will run the blender without the lid closed. this will drown them out and also really annoy them. you win every time.
6) Say rude uncalled comments to you while you are making their drink. I have had this happen to me by this superbitch stephanie. she did this with her family watching her. Screw her, i say. besides her and her family is trailer trash who smells really bad.
7) Grabbing shit behind the counter when you don't work there. People will grab cups,straws, drink holders, lids. If you don't work there, keep your hands off. Don't be that asshole.
8) My biggest complaint: Hand me your money. Do Not throw it on the counter. I have devised a system for assholes like you. I count your money so slow, you have to wait longer. use common courtesy and hand me your money. otherwise, you better watch your back and your drink. you never know what i will do to it.
9) Dear old people and foreign people: stop being assholes just because your old and foreign. these people are always rude. also try to speak english, i don't know chinese. these people never hand me money, are really rude, and just are always jerks. go back where you came from i say.
10) stop complaining about the prices. if you are complaining, then go somewhere else. I don't make the prices, the company does. so if you want to add soy milk to your latte,it's extra. deal with it you cheap ass jerk.

That was my ten things to not do in public when you visit a coffee shop. If you have done these things, you should go to hell and never come back. you are an asshole.