So today i had to deal with the bitchest bitch ever. She was on her phone while she was ordering and told me she wanted a chai latte. I make the drink up to pouring the milk, and then she says i want soy milk, no water, and cinnamon dolce syrup. If the bitch had got off the phone  before she ordered we wouldn't have had to make the drink over. That's the problem with people today. it's common courtesey to get off the phone when you are at a counter ordering. If you can't do that if makes you a dirty, fucking, scumbag asshole with no fucking manners. that bitch deserved to have her drink spit in. Next time she comes in, if she is on the phone, then she can wait or have someone else wait on her. She deserves a fucking stick up her ass, dirty asswhore twit.
     Also on the slut with gut homewrecking whore story, also known as stephanie the fugly bitch face, she has to be nice to be or get fired. or even worse if her dirty looking trailer trash looking scum "friend" is not so nice he can be banned from the store. If he causes more trouble there will be a email sent to corporate about favortism to certain employees who harrass people just doing their job. He said some comment that should not have been said in the first place and after a message to facebook about telling management about his behavior he has not ordered her drink while i was up there. i think he's afraid of me. he's a little boy trapped in a sorry piece of shit's fugly body who does meth and crack and any other drug he can get at the crackhouse. the end of the story is that i won and they lost. their mouths are pretty much restricted to what they say to me. if certain target employees wouldn't have been besties with the criminals maybe something would have done sooner.
     a side note on manners and courtesy: GET OFF THE PHONE WHEN YOU ARE ORDERING. if you don't it makes you a sorry piece of crap who was raised in a barn with a pig up your ass. I hate people like that. you deserve no courtesy, no niceness, but you do deserve a kick in the ass with a giant pole shoved up your ass till you learn manners.  that's all!!

new horror tales of assholes and bitches who can't behave in public

So, i haven't posted in awhile. Have some new juicy stories about the stupid, annoying behaviors of people who act like wild barn animals in public. One of my favorite subjects that is always causing trouble is S.M. or now new name "limp bitch". the name change because seeing her yesterday limping like a shot deer in the woods. She and her whatever mark are the biggest assholes, psychotic, crazy, jackasses, stupid, ugly, trashiest people you will ever meet. Thoses two have been harassing me and people i work with for over a year. She gets away with it because she is buddy buddy with someone in management. This buddy told me straightup to my face that she can do whatever she wants because she spends alot of money there. translation: she can slash my tires, threaten me with violence, scream and yell like a psychotic psycho with no consequences to her, givie us threatning looks, tell us how to do our jobs: guess what nothing happens to her. well when i get a new better job i'm going to coporate about everything and somebody is going to get fired for not doing their job. I'm not done with "K" yet. Her day will come and she will pay for being a bitch helping a bitch. She is now targeting me and blaming everything on me that happens. You can't trust anyone in management where i work. You can't go to them for help with problems, all they care about is money,money,money. Let me give you a comparison: would you demand to someone who has been assaulted and beaten play nice with her attacker? No, so why do we have to play nice to that psycho and her nasty boytoy. Now her married boyfriend has never caused trouble. Probably because everyone knows that he is having an affair with her, and he doesn't want to attract attention to himself. Point being, she is a homewrecking whore who deserves to be fired and put out on the street where she should have to prostitute herself to survive. She deserves no pity.  enough about that bitch. next story.
               One pet peeve i have is people telling you their drink order, you make the drink, start to hand it to them, then they get an attitude and change their order. we write down what you tell us, so don't start bitching to us that we got it wrong. you did you sorry piece of shit. learn how to order your drink next time. another thing i can't stand is people who come in looking for trouble, make up shit that didn't happen, just so they can get you in trouble at your job. Yesterday i had this girl come in and pull that shit. I don't even remember who she is because i had to deal with so many assholes yesterday. but apparently she made up this whole incident in her screwed up head and tattled to her friend who works there too. that friend pulled me aside and i told her that i wasn't rude to anyone and she probably just got the whole thing confused. So, point being stop going into places, and starting drama just because you don't get enough attention. DO NOT BE A ATTENTION WHORE! That girl yesterday was.
             I my line of work you deal with the worst kind of people, the kind of people who act all high and mighty and think their shit doesn't stink. They think they we are crap because we make coffee for a living. well i will tell you i probably make more in a hour than they do. only people that work in the same can understand what we go through everyday. if you can't be respectful and have some scrap of manners then go somewhere else, we don't want business from you, if you can't act like a human. after all i've never heard of satan's spawns drinking coffee. Have you?

simple manners you should have in public, but you don't because you are an asshole.

I have noticed many things in my line of work. One thing that really stands out is the bad manners that people have these days. Here is a list of things that you shouldn't do while waiting in line and when someone tries to take your order:
1) Talk on the phone and ignore the person trying to help you. People do this constantly and they apologize to the person on the phone instead of me. If you do this, it makes you a rude little bitch who should be shot. 2) You don't know how to throw away a simple straw wrapper. Some people do this where i work, it's rude and lazy. Sometimes i wish i could shove that wrapper down their throat and make them choke on it.
 3) Talking to other people and ignoring me when i'm trying to take your order. when this happens, i will walk away. you deserve to wait longer if you are going to be the punk bitch who does this.
4) People who glare at the people who is making your drink. if you are going to glare at them, it makes you a psychotic asshole who needs a pipe shoved up your ass and then heat the pipe up. then make them have a permanent burn on their body. I say bring on the hot pipes. i know several people who deserve this torture. 5) Talking loudly on the phone, so the whole store can hear your conversation. when this occurs, i will run the blender without the lid closed. this will drown them out and also really annoy them. you win every time.
6) Say rude uncalled comments to you while you are making their drink. I have had this happen to me by this superbitch stephanie. she did this with her family watching her. Screw her, i say. besides her and her family is trailer trash who smells really bad.
7) Grabbing shit behind the counter when you don't work there. People will grab cups,straws, drink holders, lids. If you don't work there, keep your hands off. Don't be that asshole.
8) My biggest complaint: Hand me your money. Do Not throw it on the counter. I have devised a system for assholes like you. I count your money so slow, you have to wait longer. use common courtesy and hand me your money. otherwise, you better watch your back and your drink. you never know what i will do to it.
9) Dear old people and foreign people: stop being assholes just because your old and foreign. these people are always rude. also try to speak english, i don't know chinese. these people never hand me money, are really rude, and just are always jerks. go back where you came from i say.
10) stop complaining about the prices. if you are complaining, then go somewhere else. I don't make the prices, the company does. so if you want to add soy milk to your latte,it's extra. deal with it you cheap ass jerk.

That was my ten things to not do in public when you visit a coffee shop. If you have done these things, you should go to hell and never come back. you are an asshole.

 

the curious tale of stephanie m.

As promised, the tale of stephanie will be really interesting. It all begins with this whore stephanie. Now stephanie likes to change her hair from regular brunette to hooker blonde with black tips and roots. This is why she is a cheap looking coke whore. Her other bad traits include: being a bitch, no manners, and she dates a married man and a guy with a long greasy ponytail who always smells like a rotten dumpster. Just the other day her married lover was with her when she ordered her drink and he has bought several of them for her. Also another note to add is that a coworker mentioned to her " boyfriend" that rodney already got her a drink and she said he had a mad face about it. So he knows she is a whore, but the way he smells and looks i guess he can't be too picky. This woman just needs to get bitch slapped really hard, because no one likes her. Whenever i see her smelly boyfriend, i put a straw on the counter for him to grab. But guess what? This lazy son of a bitch does not know the meaning of throwing trash away. He throws his wrapper on the counter and walks away. one day he will get what is coming to him. my motto is that if you can't throw your trash away, you are trash. I want to make a prediction right now about these shitty people i encounter daily. I predict that they live in a rotting trailer by the trash dump, they are on welfare, the kids are also assholes and trashy(this is true), and one day her shitty life will collaspe around her and she will lose everything. She deserves to lose her job and everything else. To end this description of this person, she is a 11 on a bitch scale. someone please just go up and slap her silly. She needs to have a hot poker shoved up her ass.
I now have told you about stephanie. This person is constant pain where i work, but there are many others will get recognition. I've been thinking about the things that really irk me, and i've thought of a top ten. till tomorrow. One last note, if you see stephanie slap her in the face. she deserves it.

Let me introduce myself

Hi! I am a barista who can't stand how people treat us. It seems like that people have forgotten how to treat other people with respect and dignity.  Just because you are getting that fancy latte means you can be a gigantic asshole to me or the countless other victims who get treated like crap by people like you.  I have many stories of the bitches and assholes who i encounter daily. I will say names because these people deserve a little payback for their behavior.  I have heard gossip about these assholes and i hope it spreads all over the internet like a wildfire. I don't care about hurting their feelings, especially when they treat me and my fellow coworkers like we have none.  If I could get away with it, I would spit in your coffee. You deserve that if you can't be respectful. In my two plus years of being a barista, I have seen and heard it all. For example: the bitch Camille who throws trash all over the floor and counter.  Why you ask?  Well maybe it is because she is a curly haired trashy whore. One conversation I heard because she was pracically yelling into her cellphone two feet away from me: " I went out last night. I think I might be pregnant. It was probably that guy I had a one night stand with." Her other numerous offenses: 1) She throws her money all over the counter. 2) She touches all the crap behind the counter and grabs a straw, even though there's already one on the counter. 3) She looks like a two dollar street whore. Point being she is a super bitch who needs to go to hell and stay there.  Another subject I want to talk about is the annoying behavior: 1) DO NOT keep demanding i take your order when i am trying to finish up another order. It makes you a asshole. 2) Hand the cashier the money. Throwing it on the counter is rude and lazy. One trick i use to annoy the assholes who do this is slowly count the change. For example, I will take my dear time putting the money in the register. You deserve to wait if you comment this offense. 3) People who drink hot drinks with a straw and put sleeves on a cold drink/or people who demand we double cup their cold drink. You are all weirdos who need to see a therapist about your OCD behavior. One day i hope that straw will melt into your coffee and you die of plastic poisoning. Once again, WEIRDOS.  I will end this blog here and return tomorrow with the tale of stephanie. She is the homewrecking whore who dates the smelly long haired ponytail freak. You will really love this tale. Till tomorrow.